Unemployment: Not as Bad as the Figures Say

As the East Coast "braces" for the proceeding snowstorm by buying out all the milk and bread from the grocery store (ZOMG WE CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT BREAD AND MILK FOR AS MUCH AS TWO DAYS), the media have a disturbing tendency to give the snowstorm a name. "Snowpacolypse," not creative, but eh. "Snowmageddon," bordering on cheesy. But NBC 4 took it to heights I never thought were achievable. Take a look at this masterpiece:

I mean, really? Snowtorious B.I.G.? If somebody can fart out that travesty and not lose his/her job, the labor situation is not as bleak as they say it is.