Saturday, October 17, 2009

Consumer Reports: Canker Sore Review Edition

For as long as I can remember, I've been plagued--PLAGUED--with horrible canker sores. Anytime I bite or cut the inside of my lip, no matter how small it is initially, it develops into a 3/4 cm crater almost without fail. When I was younger there wasn't a lot you could do about it aside from some applying some dishearteningly impermanent topical medication. Thankfully, it seems that lately, the market for canker sore products has exploded, and there are some surprisingly effective remedies available. Naturally, over the course of my life, out of sheer desperation I have bought and tried every single one of them. But which one is the best?

Canker Cover (***) - This is just one example of a pretty extensive line of similar products--they're basically discs (like very thin aspirin tablets) that stick to the sore. They do stick VERY well; in fact, once it's on, you can't get it off. And it lasts a pretty long time, provided you don't pick at it. But on the other hand, the disc is HUGE. You're not going to get away with this around the front of your mouth if you need to talk to someone else in the course of your day. And it just feels disgusting in your mouth, sort of like really soft wax, and I'm afraid about eating with it on. It's inelegant, but it eliminates the pain, so if you're just going to sit on the couch all day, it's not so bad.


Colgate Orabase Soothe-N-Seal (**) - Open up the box and it's basically a vial of superglue and a few Q-Tips. You squeeze the superglue onto the tip and dab it onto the sore. It does seal quickly, but it hurts like a bitch, is stiff when it dries, and doesn't last quite as long as the company claims. It's definitely the worst choice for very large sores; the Q-Tip they give you has such a small tip, and if you have to reapply it several times to cover the entire sore, the whole thing just doesn't seem to stay together that well. I disliked this one so much I never even finished the package.

Zilactin-B (****) - Now we're talking! You squeeze the brown liquid onto the sore, and after 30 seconds of the worst blinding pain of your life, the medication takes over and numbs the sore pretty well. Lasts long too--but it tastes and smells awful and is conspicuously brown. One time it rubbed off and stuck on my teeth. Not graceful. But it works great.


Canker-X (****) - Unlike the Zilactin, this one tastes good, is clear, and doesn't hurt as much, but doesn't last near as long. I prefer this one to the Zilactin, but only when I know I'll have a chance to reapply it soon.

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cankerboy said...

For some reason I thought Zilactin was clear. I haven't used it much. I prefer Orabase. I used the Canker Covers one time and thought they were ridiculous! I can only use them at night and I'm not sure how much they actually help.

I've gotten canker sores my whole life, too. I empathize.

Nice blog!

Eugene said...

Thanks! To be honest, I am STILL on the same tube of Zilactin I bought for this post, so they may have improved it in the last two years (can't believe it's been that long...), ditto Orabase.

Anonymous said...

I think all of the canker sore medicines hurt like crap, and I still haven't found a medicine that lasts long and doesn't hurt. Kanka isn't horrible, it's probably the one I use most.

game writer guy said...

Damn, great page! Wish I'd looked for this yesterday. I can deal with short term pain - I just want this to go away.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone tried just keeping plain uncoated aspirin against the canker sore for 10 minutes or so? Sounds similar to "canker cover" but maybe a bit more extreme. Have to watch out for over-doing it and burning yourself, but it killed my canker dead.

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