Monday, March 28, 2011

Best Job in the World: Business Analyst

Why? Because just like a meteorologist, you can be dead wrong and go to work the next day like nothing ever happened. In my job if I was 100% dead wrong about a prediction, I wouldn't be employed that much longer. But when you're a business analyst, nobody cares, even when you renege on your earlier views just two days later. Case in point: the new Nintendo portable system, the 3DS:

March 26, 2011: “Consumers are going to have to expect for at least the first year that possibly finding a 3DS might be difficult,” says analyst Jesse Divnich.

March 28, 2011: IndustryGamers spoke to some analysts, and they actually weren't surprised by the supply situation. "With an estimated 1.9MM units shipped into the NA/EU channel, I wouldn't anticipate any stock-outs," EEDAR's Jesse Divnich told us.

Seriously dude, it's been TWO DAYS. Yes, you were surprised, stop lying.

Would YOU trust this guy?


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