PS Vita Games Are Fucking Adorable

Seriously, look at this:

I hadn't even planned on buying the damn thing, but...hey, why not.

Acceptance of Asian Men at All-Time High

Yes, I know it's true. Not because of Jeremy Lin; people will be all over a good basketball player no matter how he looks. Exhibit A: Sam Cassell, presumably about to have a threesome with some white chicks.

No, to support my statement, I cite this web ad from Brooks Brothers, the fucking whitest clothing retailer this side of Abercrombie:

Huzzah! I am proud to be one of the many men who has overpaid for a BB suit.

And now, your moment of zen, courtesy Sportsline:

An Asian Who's Good at Basketball: WE ARE SO SURPRISED

The man of the hour is undoubtedly Jeremy Lin, with the New York Times proclaiming, "Lin's Success Surprising to Everyone," making it sound like the guy came out of a fucking homeless shelter or something. But I'm not surprised, and neither is anyone who has seen his summer league game against John Wall - yes, that's a dunk at 1:45 - or really dug into his stats with the Warriors. You see, not only did he put up a PER of almost 15 last year, but he recorded a per 40 minute steal rate of 4.6. 4.6! People are only surprised because he's Asian. Sure, his outside shooting sucks, but someone just needed to give him playing time and he could look a lot like Mookie Blaylock, only with less range and more blocks.

I felt so confident that I bought this for peanuts just before he blew up:

It's cash out time, bitches! Good God.