Acceptance of Asian Men at All-Time High

Yes, I know it's true. Not because of Jeremy Lin; people will be all over a good basketball player no matter how he looks. Exhibit A: Sam Cassell, presumably about to have a threesome with some white chicks.

No, to support my statement, I cite this web ad from Brooks Brothers, the fucking whitest clothing retailer this side of Abercrombie:

Huzzah! I am proud to be one of the many men who has overpaid for a BB suit.

And now, your moment of zen, courtesy Sportsline: