Mike showing us how many times he unsuccessfully ran for president
Per Huffington Post, erstwhile governor Mike Huckabee on the Newtown massacre: "We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we have systematically removed God from our schools," Huckabee said on Fox News. "Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage?"
I love when issues like gunning down defenseless children have such easy answers. Why, all we need is to bring God back into school! Mike Huckabee's God! To be clear, that's the one that:
- Slaughtered all the Egyptian firstborns AND animals
- Assisted the Israelites in a massacre of men, women, and children in 60 cities
- Slowly killed David's bastard child
- Sent two bears to maul 42 children for making fun of a bald guy
Mike, did you even read this fucking book? I liked you better when you were fat and shoving shit into your mouth versus spraying it out.
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