Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hollywood's Best Boyfriends: Chris Brown

I ran across this gem from People Magazine just this past December:


CHRIS BROWN, 19 YOUNG AND HAVING FUN

STATUS: Dating Rihanna, 20, since early '08.

IN TUNE: With their romance now public, the singers love to cuddle at clubs. She's "down-to-earth, real cool," Brown says. But he shoots down rumors they're cohabiting: "I'm 19! I don't want to move in with anybody yet." CHRIS'S BOYFRIEND RATING: [3 hearts]

BOYFRIEND RATING

STAY AWAY [Broken Heart]

DATE AT YOUR OWN RISK [2 hearts]

HE'S A KEEPER [3 hearts]

MARRY HIM! [4 hearts]


3 Hearts, wow! I guess you only lose 1 for beating up your girlfriend.

I know there was no way they could have known, but the point is, these articles are useless. And damaging to real people, who start to expect perfection from each other based on a 30 minute snapshot of two celebrities cuddling in Club La Vela. Let's start appreciating that everyone is, at times, both a great partner and a douche.

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