As for this thing about Ken Griffey Jr. sleeping in the clubhouse during a game, I don't see what the big deal is. I think that Griffey was doing his team a favor by dozing in his chair - that way he can't actually be put into a game and hurt the team by getting himself out, like he usually does. So I'm willing to see his little nap as him just being a good team player.
But not Mike Sweeney! Mike Sweeney is mad. He's mad that the reporter lied--LIED--about the two young players who ratted Junior out. It was made up, they don't exist, he says. And how does he know that? Through rigorous interviewing and deductive reasoning? Closed-circuit camera footage? No no no. Mike Sweeney needs no such evidence, for he is apparently Chuck Norris:
"We don't think there are two players who said that (about Griffey sleeping)," Sweeney told FOXSports.com. "I challenged anybody in that room if they said it to stand up and fight me. No one stood up."
What saddens me the most is that Sweeney will never go to law school and will never have a chance to test out this innovative new evidentiary technique. "Your honor, obviously my client is innocent, as he did not stand up when the plaintiff challenged the room to a fight."
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