Okay Guys, For the Love of God, Stop Sending Dick Pics

As the Anthony Weiner saga unfolded, I was greatly saddened that (what I thought was) a smart man learned nothing from Brett Favre. Women are not turned on by dick pics, unless they're already sleeping with you. Sorry guys, but it's true. She'll just show her friends and laugh, and then save the picture to her dick pics folder, no matter how nice or humongous your cock happens to be. Because let's face it; even the nicest cock is pretty ridiculous-looking.

To be fair, men do this because we evaluate our actions based on what would turn US on. For example, if a woman sent a picture of her naked body to a man, he would be both flattered and sexually aroused. Unfortunately, because God hates humanity, women also evaluate their actions based on what would turn them on, which is why instead of sending you a beautiful picture of her vagina, she sends you a text saying "i had a shitty day, do u want to meet and talk about it?" And verily, men and women continue to do the crab dance around each other.

So men of the world, stop sending pictures of your junk to random women. You really want to get them wet, here you go, send this: